Oedipus Rex

Logan: "Mommy, when I grow up, you can be my wife."

Mommy: "Logan, I am already Daddy's wife.  When you grow up you will meet another person who will be your wife."

Logan: "Mommy, when you grow up, you will be a person.  Then you can be my wife."

We'll just have to resolve this when he gets a little older.  I couldn't bear to break the heart of my 3 year old.

Hold It

Yesterday Topher took Logan for a ride to the grocery store. When they were a few minutes from home...

"Daddy, I have to go pee pee."

"Logan, HOLD IT. We'll be home in a few minutes."

Seconds Later...

"Daddy, it is coming out!"

"Logan, I told you to HOLD IT."

Logan does not respond. When they pull in the driveway, Logan does not jump out of the car like he normally does. When Topher opened the back door to help him out he found Logan sitting with his legs spread and his hands carefully cupped between his legs.

"Logan, get out of the car."

"But Daddy, you told me to HOLD IT." (Holding his pee in his cupped hands, trying not to spill.)