Logan: "Mom, I might need Daddy's help today to build a Leprechaun cage."
Mom: "Why?"
Logan: "Because, if you catch a Leprechaun, all your dreams will come true."
Mom: "What are your dreams, Logan?"
Logan: "To have 88 brothers and sisters."
Sorry, buddy. Even the trickiest little green Leprechaun probably won't be able to make that dream come true. Happy Green Day anyway. :)